I had high hopes for myself. I don’t mind being compared to John Cusak

monday i took razor in hand and manipulated the look of my hair. it went from a few inches to a few millimeters (for you non-metric users, that’s really small). each day since i use my shower shaver and keep it nice and short. right before i shaved i was told i look like john cusak, now i’m told i look like moby. i wonder if someday, some one will say “you look like adam wygle” to some kid working in a coffee shop.