Josh: I’m going to Port Saint Lucie, which may not mean anything to you, but happens to be the spring training home of the…
C.J.: New York Jets. Yes, you’ve told me. Josh, you can watch basketball on T.V.
Josh: Yes, except the New York Knicks are a basketball team, the New York Jets are a football team, and Port Saint Lucie is the spring training home of the New York…
C.J. (exasperated): Mets! Yes. Dammit, I’m inadequate.
Josh: A weekend at spring training. Mike Piazza is going to be standing in the batting cage. He’s going to turn and see me. He’s going to say, ‘Dude.’
C.J.: Well, I wouldn’t want you to miss a legitimate ‘dude’ sighting.
Josh (excited): So I can take off?
C.J.: No.