there’s something to be said for a clean room. there is also something to be said for spending four hours making your room look the way it should have in the first place, but now it’s better and i can have a seat in one of the five places around the room without having to…

the first one is normal, the second is jive talk. if i ever have a daughter, i will call her “margarita.” when people ask her if she was named after the drink, she will lie and say “no.” if ah’ eva’ have some daughter, ah’ gots’ta call ha’ “margarita. WORD!” when sucka’s ax’ her if…

after reading adam voith’s Mr T. experience i started surfing, and this is the best one i found. click here to read it in jive. here to read it cockney. and this is the main page. adam. Archived source: Wayback Machine capture

nothing has been done tonight, tomorrow i will make my room look more like it should, and less like it does (meaning: i will clean my room when i feel like it). right now i think i’m going to push stuff aside from my bed, crawl in, and make myself sleep. i’m almost done with…

[THIRD-PARTY QUOTATION OMITTED — Josh Duff, Penny Whistles, Arsons, and Medical Advice essay — manual review required] josh. Archived source: Wayback Machine capture