if i ever have a daughter, i will call her “margarita.” when people ask her if she was named after the drink, she will lie and say “no.”
if ah’ eva’ have some daughter, ah’ gots’ta call ha’ “margarita. WORD!” when sucka’s ax’ her if she wuz dojiggerd afta’ de drink, she gots’ta lie and say “no. ‘S coo’, bro.”
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