There is apparently a correct way to blog. I know this because Gabe and Max taught me. According to their extremely comprehensive internet training program, blogs allow you to share your thoughts with up to ten people through something called the online blogopolis, where you can talk about the most important issues of the day…

I have accumulated an unreasonable amount of evidence of my own existence. Blog posts, LiveJournal entries, tweets, Instagram posts, Threads, photographs, emails, messages, concert records, things I wrote and forgot I wrote, things other people wrote to me that I forgot they wrote, and apparently enough miscellaneous digital sediment that ChatGPT and I can now…