josh has posted a list of why him and i are the best guys. over the past few years, i’ve come to realize that the best qualities that women look for in a man, can’t all be found in one guy, but if you take two of us and make one frankenstein male, you will get something closer to the perfect guy. since we live in a semi-monogamist society, this theory is hard to prove, but it still stands.
Friday, April 20, 2001
http://www.adamatlast.blogspot.com and I have several things in common. I have taken the liberty of writing out a list of these commonalities, assuming that you are interested enough to warrant me spending the time. The following list should establish the fact that Adam and I are in fact one and the same person. Are we? Are we?
1. Our undying affections for a girl our friend is dating.
2. An infatuation with Starbucks coffee and the women who serve it.
3. An unhealthy commitment to the Simpsons.
4. We are the only two people in the world who have four copies each of the Ninety Pound Wuss single, “In Silence (Whom Can You Trust?).”
5. We are both rock kids in the obscure tradition of dark romantic post-punk experimentalism (although I am more rock than Adamatlast could ever hope to be).
6. We both wear pants.
7. We share the belief that because we don’t have girlfriends right now that we will spend our summers surfing, camping, fishing, etc., rather than mope around in the city, going to shows, and engaging in dialogue about why we need to change our lives.
adam.
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