there’s this kid who comes to the camp i work at. his name is daniel. but he looks like david letterman. he calls me cookie. david letterman is one of the sexiest men alive. look at him. he’s funny. smart. witty. charismatic. good looking. danny doesn’t but sure david has some dental problems. but hey. that adds character. not only does danny look like him. he acts like him to. he’s only in 6th grade or so. when he gets older he’s going to drive the girls crazy. daniel, if you’re out there. you are one lucky kid.

adam.

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