as i was walking through the park i noticed a little boy sitting on the bench so i went up to him and said “hey little boy, why are you sitting?” he said to me “i am sitting because i am tired” tired of what i inquired, he told me that he was tired of running from the girls, who, were now arguing over who was chasing him first, he said it was Tiffany, but Kim thought that she was the first one. i knew this was quite the ordeal for the little boy, so i told him not to worry, i have had similar experiences. so i told him i would distract the little chasers while he made is escape into the boys bathroom. i went over and asked the girls what the fight was about, and as the proceeded to explain what the boy had just told me, he got up and ran to the bathroom.

adam.

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