"Please Don't Laugh"

Have I said how much I love my job? I just got this question; "SUBJECT: Please Don't Laugh; Since you're the FAQ, I thought I'd ask you my question, which I DID NOT want to post in FAQ. :)

What would be the most appropriate way (if there is one) to ask MH members about reputable body piercing salons. I totally won't be offended if you say there isn't an appropriate way.